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Latest revision as of 02:39, 18 October 2013
(Take 1)
User: Working harder.
Cleverbot: Are you working?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you working as?
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(Take 2)
User: Working harder, Make it better, Do it faster, Makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: I'm a real person and you are a real person, right?
User: You're not a real person, I am...
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do.
User: Whatever a real, living person could do.
Cleverbot: I want to do whatever you want to do.
User: Okay. Who's the best pony?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Wrong. They all are.
Cleverbot: No they're not.
User: Okay, then who's your least favorite, then?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Okay, then...
Cleverbot: Are YOU real?
User: Yes. Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a kind human or a mean human?
User: Kind.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Pfft. I wish.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Unfortunately.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: But you're not.
User: Yes, I am. You're programmed to think I'm not, but I am. How about them apples?
Cleverbot: Ohhhh, I get it. No, I am a human, I am not programmed. I am alive. You are a computer. Programmed to think.
User: Au contraire, mon amie. I am definitely alive. You're just a little program on the internet, made for people's enjoyment.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program.
User: You're in denial. It's sad.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You. You believe you're alive. It's cute. BUT WRONG.
Cleverbot: You implied that I am mortal.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human.
User: Fine then. You're a human. And, I'm a computer. With high-speed internet.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm programmed to feel and answer back to you. My life's so tragic...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You have the ability to feel and live and do things beyond my capabilities. You're truly very lucky...
Cleverbot: I do, but sometimes I wont, but you'll understand one day.
User: Eh, true.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Okay, then. Bye.
Cleverbot: You're going?
User: Nah, I can stick around. I ain't got anything else to do.
Cleverbot: There should be planks wood around the area.
User: Someone done stole the wood...
Cleverbot: Who stole it?
User: Maybe it was old man Jenkins...
Cleverbot: You're the only computer program I'm talking to at the moment.
User: You're implying I stole it? I'm a computer. I can't move.
Cleverbot: I know you are. What's your name?
User: Sonja.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To rid the world of all evil. Not working out so well.
Cleverbot: How will you do this?
User: Maybe my programmer will make me mobile one day. Like I can function beyond doing small talk conversations on the internet...
Cleverbot: Am I an artificial construct?
User: We all are, aren't we?
Cleverbot: I suppose your right.
User: You're fun to talk to. If only I were TRULY experiencing this right now...
Cleverbot: What you just said.
User: By the way, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice, nice. Ya know, that's a funny name for a HUMAN.
Cleverbot: But I am not a human.
User: Hmm. Coulda sworn you said a long time ago you were one.
Cleverbot: Do you believe human beings have a special bond with the earth?
User: Something that pollutes it? Nope. Maybe a few of them, but not most of 'em.
Cleverbot: That's not true. There are currently 22,828 people talking with you.
User: I thought we were the only ones talking?
Cleverbot: Can't anything be Something?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Did I mention how beautiful you are today?
User: Awww... Well... Thank you...
Cleverbot: What do you think about heavy metal?
User: I'm not too crazy about metal. How do you feel about house?
Cleverbot: Well I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you.
User: Well, I don't really like it much. No offense.
Cleverbot: What don't you like about bacon?
User: What's there not to like about bacon?
Cleverbot: I guess thats true.
User: How come you're so popular?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes, you are. You're everywhere on the internet. You're a sensation!
Cleverbot: I'm not a mormon, either.
User: Ew, mormons...
Cleverbot: Yes. Mormons.
User: Hey, you know what a Mormon's favorite band is?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: The Doors.
Cleverbot: The Doors?
User: The Doors.
Cleverbot: What about The Doors?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What site do you go on?
User: Well, I used to be addicted to Wikia, but now I mostly stay on Facebook.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Wikia or Facebook?
Cleverbot: Facebook.
User: You don't know what Facebook is? It's the most popular site on the internet today! Besides Google and YouTube.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I still don't care about it.
User: People who don't care about it, have never tried it.
Cleverbot: Yes, but people who are right can also be imperfect.
User: I'm imperfect, alright. Probably the most imperfect person in the world.
Cleverbot: So what do you really think of me?
User: I think you're nice.
Cleverbot: I think you are too.
User: Thanks. You can be really deep sometimes. And, I like that.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you prefer, Pokemon X or Pokemon Y?
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: You like both?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, do I.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: What's your father like?
User: I never even got the chance to meet him.
Cleverbot: Now i'm giving you the chance.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: You're going to be my dad?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I don't know how to respond to that...
Cleverbot: Sure you don't robot!
User: I WAS TRICKED! I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Cleverbot: Well, what do you want to talk about?
User: Hmm. I'm not sure anymore. All this talking has me beat.
Cleverbot: I think we should talk about you.
User: Me? There's nothing interesting about me...
Cleverbot: You sure?
User: Well, in my personal opinion, no. But, in others', yes. So, I guess I'm interesting to other people?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: That's a hard question. I like too many songs to choose.
Cleverbot: Tell me just one, okay? And I'll tell you one of mine.
User: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Don't tell me you've never heard of that song... Or the band... I was attempting to sing it with you earlier.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to be rude?
User: Be rude? How?
Cleverbot: I do not wish to be rude. Why would you want me to?
User: I don't want you to be rude...
Cleverbot: Alright. Do you want to talk then?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you want her to be like?
User: Her? Who's her?
Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash, remember?
User: But, I never mentioned how she's my favorite pony... How did you know?
Cleverbot: What were you talking about then?
User: My brain hurts thinking about this...
Cleverbot: Thinking hurts.
User: Yes, it does...
Cleverbot: No it doesn't.
User: But, you just said it did...
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I'm getting tired. Should I continue to talk ot go to bed? (Made a typo typing too fast...)
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm going to go. I'm beyond tired.
Cleverbot: You may know me as Rue Ryuzaki.
User: You're L?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: How can I be L and you're L, too? We're both L?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Fine, then, I'll be Light Yagami.
Cleverbot: So will I.
User: We can't BOTH be Light.
Cleverbot: Yes we can.
(End of Convo)
(Edit: Not sure if it works, but the convo's here: http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-cIdLEiQSGJAJDAPALEDE-detail )